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Attempted Murder Hoodie

Marsoni M251S
Sale price$58.00
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Attempted Murder HoodieTwo crows on a branch = cute. Two crows on a branch being legally classified as an attempted murder = even better. This subtle nod to corvid humour is perfect for bird lovers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people pause for half a second. The fabric is soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for everything else. It holds up beautifully in the wash, just like a crows lifelong commitment
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Drew
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Cool hat.
Color: Dark Navy, Size: One Size
This is a nice little hat. Even though it’s really thin, it does seem to keep my head warm. Really haven’t tried it out in the wind yet. But saying that you could put another hat on top of it.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2026
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greg peterson
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Cashmere beanie
Color: Light Grey Melange, Size: One Size
Love this beanie. It is soft, warm,compact and stylish. I should have gotten one sooner.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2026
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Vernessa A Altman
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice
Color: Black, Size: One Size
This cap is soft and doesn't pull my hair out. I fits comfortably under my construction hat
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Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2026
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Madi
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Soft and durable!
I bought this for my husband as a christmas gift and so far it’s been great quality! He works outside and I wanted to get something warm and soft for the winter. It’s been washed (and air dried) 3-4 times in the last couple of months and it’s held up great!! Such good quality for the price. He says it’s very soft and warm and prefers it over itchy wool.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026
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Amazon Customer
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect
Gorgeous good fit and good quality. Perfect for a gift. Value for the quality is excellent. Very soft and warm but also lightweight
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Reviewed in the United States on April 12, 2026

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