Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Ugly To Strip Funny T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/Hoodie

Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Ugly To Strip Funny T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/Hoodie

Marsoni

M251S

$27.99

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Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Ugly To Strip Funny T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/HoodieIf you are male, please size up by 12 sizes. Clothing Information Relaxed fit Tee & Sweatshirt & Hoodie 80 20 cotton polyester blend Standard fit Size + Fit Unisex size, tends to be slightly larger than standard women's sizes. Men's recommended 1 2 size up If you like an oversized look, l recommend upsizing Sweatshirt Hoodie (cm) Size Length Chest Shoulder Sleeve S 65 102 48 56 M 68 108 51 57 L 71 114 54 58 XL 74 120 56 59 2XL 77 126 58 60 3XL 81 132

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*EDIT* I originally gave this toy a 1 star rating. I changed that to a 4. Even though my dog immediately put holes in it, it's still holding up. She absolutely loves her Snakey, and takes it to bed with her. She hasn't even chewed the eyes off, like she would normally do. There's even still a piece of the tongue left lol! I gave this to my dog tonight. She's already torn a hole in the tail. I just found a hole next to a squeaker, and she's almost chewed the tongue off. This toy is not durable at all. I do not recommend this for any dog that likes to chew.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 19, 2024

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Ronda H.

New York, US

★★★★★ 5

Triple Squeak Snake

Style: Snake

He loves his snake! And it has big squeakers and it's durable!!

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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026

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Carolyne

Massapequa, US

★★★★★ 1

Not recommended for an aggressive chewer.

Style: Crocodile, Style: Crocodile

24 hrs. after giving this to my Frenchton, all 3 squeakers were out and disabled, one foot remained, head was half way off, back end was chewed away. This alligator is no match for an aggressive chewer.

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Reviewed in the United States on July 19, 2025

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Margaret V. German

Carnegie, US

★★★★★ 3

It is good for tug a war

Style: Snake

The squeakers did not last very long with my poodle puppy. That was a disappointment. He does like to play tug a war with it. So I gave it three stars.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026